tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8951286468143672123.post8908869713728213276..comments2023-09-08T04:54:17.572-04:00Comments on ...and Sarah clapped.: a defence of englandSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00704310493950105726noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8951286468143672123.post-79274820894556611022010-04-06T12:18:07.639-04:002010-04-06T12:18:07.639-04:00You missed Simon off the list!
Anyways, you'r...You missed Simon off the list!<br /><br />Anyways, you're wrong - I don't hate England, I'm growing tired of it. I'm v happy to be English actually :D I just need to get away from here for a while! When I am living in Argentina/Spain with Gonzo/similarly sexy beast, I will miss:<br /><br />* Fish and chips / traditional English food in general<br />* Pubs<br />* British bands<br />* The National Trust<br />* The Premiership and games being on at the 'correct' time<br />* London<br />* Patriotism when the World Cup/Euros is on<br />* Milder summers<br />* BBC iPlayer<br /><br />Things I will not miss:<br /><br />* Chavs<br />* Binge drinking culture<br />* Feeling like I could be knifed and/or raped whenever I go out by myself after 6pm<br />* English men having either no balls or too many (with nothing to back it up). No adequately balled men.<br />* British politicians<br />* British TV<br />* Winter lasting forever - I love snow but it's when it's perpetually cold, it does start to get depressing<br />* White van drivers<br /><br />When I return to England in the autumn years of my life, it can welcome me with leafy arms wide open and a pork pie :)Vanilla Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11682788872133937041noreply@blogger.com