So Tottenham Hotspur. I hate them. This is no surprise, as I am an Arsenal fan, but lately I've been hating them for a very different reason. 'ARRY KEEPS SIGNING PLAYERS I LIKE!In the same way that Arsenal are the France of the Premier League and Liverpool are (or used to be) the Spain, Spurs are becoming the Croatia of English football.
I am not okay with this.
Luka Modric went, and I was sad because he's awesome. Then Vedran Corluka went, and it wasn't super surprising because he follows Luka everywhere, but it was very sad because he's hot and I don't like lusting over the opposition.
Nice manbag, Charlie.Now it turns out they signed Niko Kranjcar and I just don't know how to deal. I love Niko. Niko is hot like Charlie, but his personality is a little more complex. He's a smart cookie and seems like a genuinely sweet guy. I know Arsenal don't need a player in his position, so I guess I can't really complain, but from a selfish standpoint I'd rather see him on a sinking Pompey ship than with the North London Scum. (Sorry Ven!)
Jay kay. Real hottie picture here.
I hate that I like so many of their players now, because logically that should mean I should hate them less, but it just makes me more annoyed at them because it's Tottenham. I'm so confused! Vanilla Bear says I should dispense with the hatred a little and learn to accept, but I'm pretty sure I can't do that.So...other opinions?
3 comments:
Aww Sarah, come 'ere!
They can be your shameful secret - everyone has some, it's nothing to be afraid of!
Apparently Harry is gay for Croatian players so it was only ever going to go that way I suppose. He would've shipped more of them in, but Mandžukić ditched the proposal and Stipe the goalie did his knee ligaments :-S
On the bright side: I take it you like the Croatian NT - well this arrangement would/will be perfect for them. And I'll provide you with sexy training photos of our sexy guys training in a sexy gym etc. - don't worry, I'll black out the club badge first.
See? They're bonding already:
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn46/Venetian_Glass/gifs/charlie-niko-joe.gif
That picture at the top = ROFL
Console yourself with this - at least it's Spurs and not Man Utd! Imagine if the handsome Croats and Luka went to them instead :/
And don't worry, I know it's not easy to stop hating lol I still have issues with the Argentina NT. I want to support them for obvious reasons, but at the same time, so much history there. And you know who. A couple of stragglers from Old Argentina still play for them too - hard to deal!
I know! I hate that the Spurs have him now. :'[
I'm sad that they lost 5-1 against England too...especially since I don't like the England NT hehe.
and btw, the new URL for my blog is:
missjennycrocker.blogspot.com
So if you RSS feed or whatever, that's the new one hehe.
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