time wasting on a sunday night

Stolen from ONTD_football:

A) 3 players you like who play for rival teams:
1. Fernando Torres
2. Roque Santa Cruz
3. Pepe Reina

B) A player from a rival team that you would unfunfunfff:
Vedran Corluka

C) The player who got you into football:
Brian McBride

D) 2 players you dislike for club but like for country:
1. Luka Modric
2. Um, Edwin van der Sar? I don’t even really like him for country, but I like the Dutch team overall.

E) A player who you used to like but not anymore:
Niklas Bendtner

F) A relatively unknown player who you are a fan of:
Moritz Volz

G) A player who has grown on you:
Denilson

H) A player you love who has left your club:
Thierry Henry

I) A player you could not stand who has left your club:
Ashley Cole

J) 3 players who you liked for their talent before you considered their looks:
1. Cesc Fabregas (Um, mullet. Enough said.)
2. Thierry Henry
3. Carlos Bocanegra

K) The one player you would 1000000000% put out for:
Cesc Fabregas

L) A player you like who plays in a league you don't follow:
Yoann Gourcuff

M) 3 players who you don't understand the appeal of:
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. David Beckham
3. Nemanja Vidic

N) A player you like but is disliked by most:
Emmanuel Adebayor

O) The player who you will love unconditionally no matter what:
Cesc Fabregas

Now take the first names you answered for questions A, L, J and play a game of F/M/K!
Fuck: Gourcuff
Marry: Fabregas
Kill: Torres (sorry Nando!)